The Fox and the Polar Bear

If you were playing golf in Northumberland a few weeks ago and your golf buggy mysteriously vanished mid-game we’re sorry. Mrs PB isn’t though. She thinks golf is a “STUPID GAME. YES. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH”.

Whereas Mrs PB shows no more remorse for their high octane escapade poor Mr Fox, weeks later, still feels slightly guilty and maintains he was merely an accidental accomplice to Mrs PB’s misdemeanour. If he was only pushing the pedals surely no one could blame him for squishing the club mascot, ramming the captain’s brand new Porsche, smashing through the clubhouse window and forcing the entire committee to leap from a 20ft bridge into the pond on the 18th hole in order to avoid a high speed with collision with a polar bear driving a golf buggy shrieking “BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH”?

Mr Fox and Mrs PB have been watching Game of Thrones recently. They’re now reading the books too – even Mrs PB! While we approve of Mrs PB’s renewed interest in books, we’re a bit worried some of the characters in the series might not be the best influence! No one’s had their head chopped of yet though, so perhaps we’re worrying unduly.

Meanwhile, Mr Fox now has his very own Night’s Watch costume. We’ve still got to make Mrs PB’s, but brace yourself for some exciting new photos soon.