If you were playing golf in Northumberland a few weeks ago and your golf buggy mysteriously vanished mid-game we’re sorry. Mrs PB isn’t though. She thinks golf is a “STUPID GAME. YES. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH”.

Whereas Mrs PB shows no more remorse for their high octane escapade poor Mr Fox, weeks later, still feels slightly guilty and maintains he was merely an accidental accomplice to Mrs PB’s misdemeanour. If he was only pushing the pedals surely no one could blame him for squishing the club mascot, ramming the captain’s brand new Porsche, smashing through the clubhouse window and forcing the entire committee to leap from a 20ft bridge into the pond on the 18th hole in order to avoid a high speed with collision with a polar bear driving a golf buggy shrieking “BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH”?

Mr Fox and Mrs PB have been busy! Here’s a quick taster of what they’ve been up to, and what is soon to come! Enjoy!

Meanwhile, Mr Fox now has his very own Night’s Watch costume. We’ve still got to make Mrs PB’s, but brace yourself for some exciting new photos soon.

Despite a slight altercation with protestors, the conference had been a complete success with European bean distribution and rolling pin licence agreements settled for the next 5 years.

This summer as the Eurozone crisis deepened, Mr Shaun and company returned!

After the major issues of the day had been debated and Mrs PB had been talked down from expelling everyone apart from herself from the EU, Mr Fox took everyone on an excursion. The press seemed to think sitting together on The Good Friends bench made a fitting photo.

Can you spot Mr Shaun?

You see, Mr Fox has acquired a new flying machine and he’s rather fond of it! Mrs PB seems to think it would be amusing to have a photo of him bailing out into the channel. She’d like your help finding some barrage balloons, anti aircraft cannons, and a polar bear sized ME109!

Anyway, we hope you’re excited about Mrs PB trying to shoot Mr Fox down as we are! The costume and prop department have their work cut out. Hopefully we’ll be ready in November. Until then you’ll just have to imagine Mr Fox soaring through the skys in his goggles, scarf, and leather flight jacket.

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Mr Fox is a survival expert. Living with a polar bear he has to be. He can thrive in almost any situation but the desert gives him the heebie-jeebies. It’s the home of his two least favourite animals.

He’s always hated scorpions but he’d never had a problem with snakes until the day Mrs PB made him (against his better judgement) clear a previously provoked Western Diamondback from her path, equipped with nothing but a pair of salad tongs.

You could claim this was a bit unfair of his polar bear but to be fair to her, she had been on hand to suck out the venom and put the tornique on his head once he had been bitten. Is it perverse that Mrs PB quite likes deserts?

He’d never seen a pigeon after it had been in an altercation with a polar bear before.

Mr Fox declared CODE RED on Monday. The riots got a bit too close for comfort.

Mrs PB spent the next 48 hours on sentry duty, patrolling with her rolling pin while Mr Fox readied the second tier of defences and kept her topped up with beans.

Fortunately she didn’t have to splat anyone and things seem to have returned to normal.

Note: Mrs PB is not looting in this photo. She’s talking to Mr Fox below the railings. He’s passing her beans.